So, since I have nothing whatsoever to say that would interest anyone other than 'YUM I LOVE CAKE', I have decided to make this a temporary diary for my Quest. My Quest is as follows: stop picking at my goddamn scabs. I went a whole day without already, unless you count picking at one on my lip without realizing it, which I think I should count and Twitch thinks I should not. (She is very good to me. <3 )

If anybody's big on the TMI factor, I'll take pictures! :DDD

. . .

That was a joke.

Title: Non Chalant.
Fandom: Death Note [manga].
Rating: PG.
Genre: Humour, crack, Mattofluff.
Summary: Matt finds a puppy under mysterious circumstances. Near is intrigued. Mello is secretive.
Warnings: Excessive adorableness and possible OOC-Matto-ness (but then, it's rather hard to tell with him.)
Pairings/Characters: Near, Matt, Mello, Roger.
Author's Note: Wammy's house crack/fluff for darthmokona, who's having a rough time of it lately. Sorry this is so much later than I promise, m'dear - I'm having a lot of writer's block issues right now, but hopefully this doesn't suck too hard. <3 Thanks to Twitch for teaching me about languagey things in general and specifically for providing me with a complicated equation for Matt to get wrong and most of all for coming up with something approaching an actual plot for this ridiculousness. Thx bb~.
Disclaimer: Death Note is the property of Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata. I merely nibble it occasionally to supply the writing dragon within. 8U 'Carmen' belongs to Bizet. 'Chopsticks' probably belongs to the devil.

If anyone in the world could be said to be chalant, it would be Matt at this moment.

Twitch an' me are leaving on Thursday. Which means no QYDI this Friday. Which means WE NEED TO GET TOGETHER. Does Wednesday work for you? Comix and chillin'? DO IT, THADDEUS.

You know it is love when you are reduced to shouting 'GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWEROIUJGHHHHHHH'.

Good times.

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Incidentally, how is it that Alanis Morissette came out with a new album and I did not notice? What is this bullshite? SHITE OF A BULL. *adds it to list, along with Drastic Fantastic*

Reading Katekyo Hitman Reborn. There is no plot. ;_____; But I will do it! Because Aye said I should. This better get good, babe.

I spent the first two-thirds of my day bitching at everyone around me and the last third panicking that everyone was mad at me. The weirdest part is, they aren't.

Yeah so. If you're mad at me, tell me; otherwise I'll assume you're not and read porn.

Sigh.

Second day of moving is now over. I think I held it together pretty well, except at the end when it was spontaneously decided to stop moving stuff even though there were only three things left in the truck. The excuse was that I was about to collapse, but I could've made it another couple minutes. I'm definitely not doing any more now, and I sure as hell ain't getting up at ass in the morning to get the stupid sofa chair out of the truck. I was also really pissed when we got shit out of storage. Why do we need a crib? What is the purpose of having all of these old magazines? Do we really need baby clothes at this point? And why, for the love of god, was there a box in storage that was completely empty except for about three beads and a pen cap at the bottom? I am most puzzled.

The worst part is that we're not even halfway done. Somebody else is doing the goddamn heavy lifting next weekend, because I am going to be spending my time making out and watching the L Word. In the meantime, I'm going to make my room look pretty, i.e. like an actual room, i.e. not just a storage space for books. I have so many books. But at least I know what books I want to get rid of, unlike some people. Gracious, when is Edgar ever going to read Catherine, Called Birdy? Never, that's when.

My muscles are super sore, so I'm just kind of flopping about in bed and listening to songs from Disney movies. Am I the only one who has thought from age 8 that Clopin from The Hunchback of Notre Dame is a huge flaming homofag? I mean, maybe it's the puppet or the accent or, I dunno, the flamboyance, the OUTFIT, but really. What the fuck. HOMOFAGS. Also Frollo is like the proto-Fred Phelps. I admit his voice is pretty hot, but the character is creepy as all good fuck. That is so not a kid's movie. 'Murder! Sexual desire! Mutants outcast from society and mocked at every turn! Attempted rape! A horse that sits on people! Twisted religious dudes setting fire to the entire country of France! YAYYY.' Frollo's Esmerelda thing is just . . . eurgh.

And speaking of homofags, is Miguel/Tulio (Road to El Dorado) canon? I mean, look, aside from the whole we-go-everywhere-and-do-everything-together, I-must-consult-with-Miguel-and-be-turned-on-by-his-eyes-before-I-make-any-decision, could-only-be-turned-straight-by-a-chick-who-is-as-hot-as-Chel thing . . . 'Friends Never Say Goodbye'? 'The Panic In Me'? Elton John? You're really trying, guys. Not to mention that whole bathing-naked-together thing. I mean, yeah, 1600s, okay, but for REAL? Couldn't you just have included a making-out scene and got it over with? But that would offend Frollo, so I guess you couldn't. Don't want to have him mad at you.

I really have nothing creative whatsoever to say other than FAGS, so I'mma shut up now and save you all from the horror that is myself with a sore back.

But I still say Miguel/Tulio is canon.

. . . Miguel/Tulio/Clopin?

CLOPIN IS UKE. I CALLED IT.

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I wish I had gotten sore in a more fun way, 'cause this just sucks.

I can barely walk and have bruises all over my legs, which I think is a mark of how fucking sadly out of shape I am. It's really kind of ridiculous. Note to self: take a fucking walk.

Feeling unaccountably depressed, as one can tell by the fact that I can't start sentences properly. Probably something to do with the impending trip and the fact that my folks will die before I relearn German enough to have an actual conversation. And everybody I talk to about it says shut the fuck up, more or less. Whatever. Too late to do anything about it now. I'll just flop around until my room is in fit condition to entertain guests and then have a week-long video marathon. Or maybe I'll read Cat's Cradle and get even more depressed.

Incidentally, have changed mind - now believe Clopin would be seme. He has kind of a control thing. The puppets, &c. Anyways, Miguel and Tulio are pansies. Also, epic crossover pairing: Clopin/Kankurou? Trying to resist urge to write Miguel/Tulio. I am a good person, I am a good person, I will not ruin anybody's childhood, I am a good person. . . .

Have recently been prodded into interest in finishing The Adventures of Ishtar, &c. Have lost interest in just about everything since, but perhaps will become more engaged at some point soon. Have been planning Ashtoreth/Francis aspect, but still need to research history of St. Francis and plan how their entanglement will relate to that of Crowley and Aziraphale. Plotting is way more difficult than just writing emotions. And I suck at it. Plotting I've done is below the cut; anybody with any ideas, please spill. I'll credit you or whatever. Or you can write the story. I don't give a flying fuck. (Incidentally, Ashtoreth and Francis are tiny-part characters from Good Omens, the caretakers of Warlock. Ashtoreth is a demon who was originally the goddess Ishtar/Astarte/Inanna from Babylon/someplace/Phoenicia, Francis was St. Francis of Assissi, patron saint of cute furry things, as far as I recall. The Adventures of Ishtar has to do with how they were totally banging.)

( Have fun deciphering this, lawl. )

TEH RULES:

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Strike out the books you have no intention of ever reading, or were forced to read at school and hated.
5) Reprint this list in your own LJ so we can try and track down these people who've read 6 and force books upon them.

( Let the dorkification begin! )

I bring you now Part Two of my epic Crowley/Aziraphale reclist, posted as per usual on cookingwithpain, which I am of course not pimping. As always, please let me know if you notice a mistake, think I've overlooked something, or have a fic to recommend yourself - I'm always looking to expand the list! (In fact, thanks to some fabulous recs from the A-C post, I've found a couple really excellent fics that I overlooked; they're now posted. Thanks, guys!)

1. A - C.
2. D - G.

Let the fun begin!

Reply to this post, and I will list three things I love about you. Maybe more than three. Then repost to your own journal to spread the love.

Stolen from Zero, who stole it from some other people. Stealing is a lot less fun when you credit folks.

(P.S. I don't know how to make hearts on the computer. I stole those from Zero, too.)

ALPHABET MEME (or alphabot?)
♡. it begins with a list of all 26 letters of the alphabet.
♡. comment with something you want me to talk about that starts with one of those letters. Example: A for Alligators, B for BDSM or bitchslap, C for cokcs, D for . . .
♡. one topic per letter but you can grab as many letters as you want.
♡. i'll update this post with the answers, hurrah.


( In case you've forgotten the alphabet. )