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18 June 2008 @ 09:33 pm
LOOK, UP IN THE SKY. A MEME!  
Stolen from Zero, who stole it from some other people. Stealing is a lot less fun when you credit folks.

(P.S. I don't know how to make hearts on the computer. I stole those from Zero, too.)

ALPHABET MEME (or alphabot?)
♡. it begins with a list of all 26 letters of the alphabet.
♡. comment with something you want me to talk about that starts with one of those letters. Example: A for Alligators, B for BDSM or bitchslap, C for cokcs, D for . . .
♡. one topic per letter but you can grab as many letters as you want.
♡. i'll update this post with the answers, hurrah.


A - ALLIGATORS. I've never met one in person, but I like them better than crocodiles. They seem pretty mellow.
B - BABIES. They are cute, but very loud. I used to like babies a lot, but then I obtained a younger brother and became less enamoured of the idea. If they are nice babies who do not punch me in the tits, I like them; otherwise, fuck no.
C - CHRISTMAS. It is fun because I get gifts. I am not a Christian because God frightens me and also is contradictory, but I like gifts. Jesus was actually born in April, p.s.
D - DIRT. Fun to roll around in, not fun to get stuck in your bits.
E - ELEPHANTS. Used to be my brother's favourite animals! He called them 'eledirties'. *sob* Those were the days. Largish and majesticish, and produce poop for dung beetle use, so I approve. EDIT: Also they are related to dinosaurs. And are preposterous. Sorry for that egregious oversight, yo.
F - FINGERING. Um . . . could we be more specific here, please? *considers boobies*
G - GERUNDS. Damnit, I forget what these are. Oh wait, -ing verb functioning as a noun. I like them. They make it easy to state my hobbies. I once left an amusing answering machine message relating to gerunds. Or it was amusing to Twitch, anyways.
H - HAPPENING, THE. God that movie scared me at first because PLANTS SHOULD NOT BE MEAN OR LIKE SENTIENT AT ALL NO NO NO. But now it's just sad. M. Night, go back to your day job. Tiramisu, my ass. 'THAT WAS A TOTALLY SUPERFLUOUS BOTTLE OF COUGH SYRUP. >8UUU'
I - ICEBERGS. Bad for Titanics. Then again, if you're going to call a ship unsinkable, you're kinda askin' for it.
J - JEALOUSY. Gross. Makes me sad. *stabs in with knives* Stay as far away from me as possible.
K - KINGS. As a general rule, inbred and wife-murdering. Fun to learn about, though not the ideal political leaders. Oh, Henry VIII, I will long remember ye and your crazy shit, yes.
L - LESBONYMS. The best sort of nyms! I love them because they are sexy. Mm, sexynyms.
M - MONSTERS. Um. My guitar teacher is one. NO. Um. I think that if monsters exist they are hiding themselves really well, because people have lots of ridiculous radar shit and are super-nosy, so they'd probably have found crazy stink monkeys living in the Everglades. Of course, you can't really know for sure if something doesn't exist, so basically my answer is I have no idea and don't spend a whole lot of time thinking about it. I do like the hilarious fake pictures, though. They're pretty awesome.
N - NANNIES. Uh, I've never really had one. One taught Twitch Portuguese, though, so I guess they're cool with me as long as they don't rape nobody.
O - OPRAH. The queen of all things! She is great and wise and excellent. Anybody who can fly donuts across the country is a friend of mine.
P - PENIS. Kind of scary looking. There is a Michael Moore quote that pertains, but I can't be arsed to look it up, so I'll summarize: Penes look like God shoved a random spare part onto the male bits just to make himself lawl. And that is why I am a lesbian.
OR PAST PLUPRESENT PERFECT - Twitch made this up because she is so grammatical. DAMN YOU, GRAMMAHHHHH.
Q - QUESTIONS (THE GAME). Excellent in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. I've not played it in a while. Has anyone?
R - ROCK LEE. The most youthful! Full of awesome and cuteness. I want him to be my boyfriend. He would protect me with his life! BAWWWW. ;___;
S - STARS. Astronomical ones are very shiny and pretty, although kind of frightening because they make me feel small and also might explode or be a planet or something. Stars as in famous people are weird and should stop harassing me from the covers of tabloids in the supermarket. GTFO, HORZ.
T - TATAS. The best invention ever! I LOVES THEM. Mmm, tatas. Bodacious ones preferred, ploxesauce.
U - UNDERPANTSLESSNESS. I love going around without underpants on. It's the best way to go around. I like a healthy BREEZE 'round my privates. Plus it's, um, thing. *scowls at certain people*
V - VAGINAS. Mmm, vaginas. And that's all you're getting, people.
W - WHAT I'M SCARED OF. Umm, hmm. Lots of things. The dark, ax murderers, rapists, OCD powahs, being unable to be a productive human being and ending up on the street with horrible skin diseases, people laughing at me, my mother, being a good mother, umm. Weird noises at night. Weird shadows. Yeah, pretty much.
X - XKJFLSKFKLJWKJDFSD (KEYSMASH). The only true way of expressing approval! All things must be keysmashed. *smash bash crash smash* EFOAIWEJRFOA EWJFEWRJ. So thar.
Y - YAWNING. Terribly contagious. In fact, I'm yawning just from typing the word yawning. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, AYE.
Z - ZITRONEN. Make your mouth pucker up. Very sour. Always several at the bottom of the fruit bowl. I must admit that I have no strong feelings about lemons. How tragic.
 
 
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ayetechnovanilla on June 19th, 2008 09:41 pm (UTC)
Babies
Christmas
Gerunds
Jealousy
Kings
Penis
Stars
Tatas
Vaginas
Yawning

(And you misspelled 'cocks.')
Sharply Dressed Decadent: Beetlejuice!Duurrtaito_kisses on June 20th, 2008 03:03 am (UTC)
lol I'm dumb
COKCS COKCS COKCS

Also, mmmmmm, I dunno lol

Alligators!

Just one. :D
twitchdemontwitchdemon on June 20th, 2008 04:15 am (UTC)
L FOR LESBONYMS.
I wanted 'p' really bad so I could make you talk about the past plupresent perfect. :/
So I want M for monsters and W for what you're scared of! *ggg* Oh, and H for Happening, The.

And you can make hearts on LJ by typing ampersandheartssemicolon (except in place of "ampersand" put & and in place of "semicolon" put ;)

♥ ♥ ♥
ZERØ ✘ the rogue of dawnexpletives on June 20th, 2008 01:58 pm (UTC)
FUCK NOW I'M YAWNING, YOU BITCH.
SCIENCE!: parental advisorydaughtersofisis on June 25th, 2008 01:40 am (UTC)
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT FILLING OUT YOUR MEME, DICKBUTT.
SCIENCE!daughtersofisis on June 25th, 2008 01:42 am (UTC)
OR RATHER YES FILLING OUT YOUR MEME. LOL I DUMBS.
ZERØ ✘ the rogue of dawnexpletives on June 30th, 2008 01:59 pm (UTC)
I WHAT.

I TOTALLY FILLED IT OUT. A WHILE AGO.

I REPLY TO COMMENTS AS SOON AS I SEE THEM. *struck by lightning*
ayetechnovanilla on June 22nd, 2008 05:27 pm (UTC)
HA HA YAWNING.

Dirt
Elephants
Fingering
Icebergs
Nannies
Oprah
twitchdemon: Heartstwitchdemon on June 25th, 2008 04:26 am (UTC)
You forgot to mention how elephants are related to dinosaurs. Also they are preposterous.

Questions (the game)
Rock Lee
Underpantslessness
XKJFLSKFKLJWKJDFSD (keysmash)
Zitronen (that's German for 'lemons')