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17 June 2008 @ 02:03 pm
What the fuck, the Defense of Marriage Act passed in 1996? What is this shit? Why does stuff always happen when I'm young and unaware of shit? FUCK I HATE THIS COUNTRY.


A thing you should do if you write fic.
still: angrypissed
15 June 2008 @ 10:01 pm
I'mma whine now, 'kay? I'M FUCKIN' BORED SOMEONE GET ONLINE.

Also tired. I have concluded I will not be a party animal in college, else I might die.

Feeling bizarre urge to write something with plot rather than just sex. I must be ailing. Will read Soul Music and then see if I can drill my way through the rest of 'At Stake'. I only ever continue things after everyone's forgotten about them, it seems. *sigh*

Also I really want someone to write a Good Omens/Neverwhere crossover, and the go_exchange isn't for another six months. Goddamnit, calendar, why do you fail me so?

Be amused, a Tyra!face.

P.S. Am I the only one for whom userimages won't upload on LJ? What the fuck is this shizznit?
still: boredbored
14 June 2008 @ 01:19 am
Title: Suerte.
Fandom: Runaways [comic].
Rating: R for vague sexual activity.
Genre: Angst, romance, smutfic.
Summary: Xavin wants what sie thinks Karolina doesn't want, but Karolina actually does want it, which of course leads to puddles and puddles of angst.
Warnings: Femslash, genderbending (it is Xavin), vague lesbosex.
Pairings/Characters: Karolina/Xavin, mentions of Nico (euw).
Author's Note: This pretends to have a plot, but it's lying. For yuri_challenge, Round 1, 2008. I wanted this to be super-smutty, but then I a) realised it's not allowed for the under-18s and b) ran out of time, so now it's just angsty and ridiculous and is titled after a Shakira song. Thanks as always to Twitch for the epic beta and title and . . . things.

( I relinquish my control to the bright night and whisper in her ear that I am who I am not. )
12 June 2008 @ 11:12 pm
Femslash? In MY NEXTWAVE? Dreams have come true at last!

Title: The Good Ship Lesbian.
Fandom: !NEXTWAVE! [comic].
Rating: PG-13.
Genre: Crack, humour.
Summary: Elsa gets on people's tits.
Warnings: Femslash (that's really more an advertisement than anything), ridiculousness.
Pairings/Characters: Elsa Bloodstone/Monica Rambeau, a mention of Elsa/Elsa (can I has tripod?), Aaron Stack (who needs one), The Captain.
Author's Note: Written for yuri_challenge, Round 1, 2008. Wrote it halfway, realized it was shit, started over with a new idea. Was late, consequently. But really, what can be done? I appear to have a disconcerting penchant for first-person narration in stories where hot chicks get nailed by hot chicks. Elsa talks like Glen Duncan's Lucifer, for which I apologise (but not very much). Thanks as always to Twitch for the epic beta.

( 'Aaron, for god's sakes, get a tripod!' )
Posting again, annoying as it may be, because I am a Woman on a Mission, and I am Bringing the Light to you All.

After going through all extant Crowley/Aziraphale posts at go_exchange, anti_christmas, the GO Library, and my own personal memories, as well as the recommendations of several lovely individuals, including allthisnonsense, betteromens, and the sexy ladies at krumgold_recs, I have for you . . . THE ULTIMATE CROWLEY/AZIRAPHALE RECLIST. If I do say so myself.

This will come to you in installments as I organize my recs to my anal-retentive liking. It will also come in alphabetical order. All installments will be posted at cookingwithpain, a very sexy community that I am certainly not in any way pimping. I have for you today all the fics I have rec'd that start with the letters A-C and the number 17!.

Let the fun begin!
still: accomplishedaccomplished/fixing hair
02 June 2008 @ 02:12 pm
Mother. Stop telling me about how many square feet of bubble wrap you've ordered. Stop telling me about how much twine we're gonna need. Stop telling me about how many boxes you're going to stack in your room and trip over.

Guess what?


still: frustratedfrustrated
28 May 2008 @ 11:58 pm
Title: Cut, Bleed, Repeat.
Fandom: Bleach [manga].
Rating: NC-17.
Genre: Angst, drama, romance, smutfic.
Summary: Prompt: "Blood red and the spaces between words." Ishida Uryuu heals, with help.
Warnings: Yaoi, spoilers, cursing, masturbation, graphic/rough sex. Also inaccurate astronomy.
Pairings: Kurosaki Ichigo/Ishida Uryuu.
Author's Note: Birthday giftfic for technovanilla. Aye, I kinda took your prompt and ran cackling away with it, but I hope you'll enjoy it anyway. Happy birthday, darling! I don't think this is particularly original, but you never know. Thanks as always to twitchdemon for epic beta. Have my babies. <3 (I just realized this is my first NC-17 mansex. Holy shit. I'm not a virgin anymore! 8U)

Set, aim, release, repeat.
28 May 2008 @ 11:47 am
How does one fuck up one's ankle by stepping off the porch?

Sexy famous people. Win meme is win. Stolen from darthmokona.

Damn, I have bizarre tastes.Collapse )